Ladies and mentlegen, I give you the worst thing ever.
I just randomly thought, "Hey, maybe I can do a vore-themed poem" and I know that pretty much nobody will get on board with this idea, but what the heck; I did it anyway. Because I felt like it.
Maybe I should take it easy with all this, heh...
But anyway. Enjoy, if that's possible.
This work is © me.
And if I find out you sold it on eBay, I will break into your house and tear your wife in half.